手機(jī)版
1. SUCCESS 從對(duì)成功的定義看……
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
成功的男人就是：掙得永遠(yuǎn)比老婆花得多。
成功的女人就是：能找到上述那樣的老公。
2. MARRIAGE 從對(duì)婚姻的看法看……
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change! And she does.
女人嫁給一個(gè)男人，希望他能改變，可他不。
男人娶了一個(gè)女人，希望她永遠(yuǎn)不變，可她變了。
3. DRESSING UP 從穿著看……
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
買東西，澆花，倒垃圾，接電話，讀書(shū)和取信的時(shí)候，女人都會(huì)打扮。
看到男人穿的正式點(diǎn)，那不是去婚禮就是去葬禮。
4. MONEY 從花錢購(gòu)物看……
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale.
只要用得著，即便值1美元卻賣2美元的東西，男人也會(huì)買。
只要在打折，2美元的東西只賣1美元，就算用不著，女人也會(huì)買。
5. ARGUMENTS 從爭(zhēng)論看……
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that...is the beginning of a new argument.
任何爭(zhēng)論都以女人說(shuō)最后一句話為結(jié)束。
男人在女人之后說(shuō)的任何話……都將成為新一輪爭(zhēng)吵的開(kāi)始。
6. OFFSPRING 從對(duì)孩子的態(tài)度看…
A woman know all about her children. She knows about romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
女人了解孩子的方方面面，包括他們的羅曼史，好朋友，喜歡的食物，心底的恐懼、希望以及夢(mèng)想。
男人模模糊糊地知道和一些小人兒們住在一起。
